My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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