Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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