well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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