I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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