True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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