Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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