I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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