This girl is more easily done than said...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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