Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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