I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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