you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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