your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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