brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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