She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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