I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The power of my boobs compel you
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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