is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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