is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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