i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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