he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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