I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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