Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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