I wish I could punch you in the face.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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