1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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