wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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