whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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