My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40s are totally the cure
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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