I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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