My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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