Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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