So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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