i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's never too late to be topless.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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