After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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