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  • Keepin it classy, Jersey. \nThis is my fathers area code. So I guess all fathers there are pricks.

    Submitted by countessmarie on Jan 10, 11 at 12:27am
  • i have empathy for this person. my father is also a god fearing bible thumper, and he would totally do this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Dear texts from last night, can you not post things that are obviously not funny (like child abuse) on a funny site? Thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Hey 1:16 when ya beat your kids I'll laugh when you wonder why DARPA is throwing your abusive ass in jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:30am
  • I hope this is fake. Call child services on your lowlife father.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:26pm
  • if this is true- i'm sad. if it's bs, it makes me sad that you'd joke about it. and those joking about it are assholes. plain and simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:36pm
  • get some cum on it next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:42pm
  • i'm not understanding why he would beat you, even if it was cum.....this isn't funny, this is just unsettling....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:55am
  • Ever wonder if this was a girl and the father was a god fearing bible thumper? Either way it's fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:28pm
  • I wonder how his dad found the right hole to stick it in to have the son

    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 3, 10 at 7:57am
  • You have white snot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:12pm
  • If this were my dad I'd fucking kill him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:38pm
  • not only do you not get laid, you get beaten up SHITTY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 8:58am
  • 11:12. If your snot is white then you're healthy. Just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 9:04am
  • I call B.S. Who the hell has a dad who does laundry cum-stain checks? And then gives out a beating but then DOES NOT take away cell phone/texting privileges?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:52am
  • yea i dont really believe this unless your pops is way out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:28am
  • hit the b*stard with a wrench

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:00pm
  • dude, your dad's an asshole, call the cops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Yeah, it sure is a good thing that the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency is out there to stop child abuse. Wait, what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:13am
  • Agreed: not funny. Disturbing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:03am
  • maybe the father is some sort of god fearing bible thumper or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:24am
  • This does not say anything realted to child abuse, please read better next time

    Submitted by tehmexicanguy on Mar 2, 10 at 12:33am
  • Kids gotta be a dude. I don't know any girls who would admit to blowing their nose into a tshirt :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:33am
  • this is probably fake just to get reactions out of the people who read it.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:18am
  • These shenanigans are not cheeky and fun, they're just sad and tragic....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:42pm
  • On the one hand, you don't deserve it for the reason he thought. On the other hand, someone should slap you for what you ACTUALLY did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:41pm
  • yeah, 5:28, that would even further fuck this whole situation if the dad beat the shit out of his daughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 6:14pm
  • ever heard of a kleenex? problem solved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Best. Parenting. Evar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:34am
  • Beating him will not stop him from fucking anyways... in face hes probably more likely to rebel against him and have sex with some chick now. stupid dad. get some help or start hitting the gym and knock his old ass out some day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Serioulsy? If this is true, your dad has some major issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:16am
  • he should have beat you, that's gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:31am
  • This is my area code :(

    Submitted by MalcolmX on Feb 27, 10 at 3:38pm
  • There is so much white trash going on here I don't even know where to start.

    Submitted by ILuvNerds on Oct 12, 10 at 10:50pm
  • firsty, why the hell would you blow your nose in your shirt, even if it was a dirty shirt? that's nastyyyyy. secondly, how much snot came out of your nose for it to be mistaken for cum? ew. thirdly, that's just sad that your dad would beat you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Disgusting. My parents would have beaten me if I blew my nose on my t-shirt and they knew for a fact that it was snot. Kids these days just aren't disciplined like they should be due to the pervasive liberal psuedo-psychology that says it's "bad" for children to receive physical punishment. Bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:16am
  • You guys are all bitches. My dad's daily beatings of me were my favorite bonding time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 12:53am
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