he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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