It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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