If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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