She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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