Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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