And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We left the knife in your bed.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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