At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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