Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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