HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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