How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Just pee around me
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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