11:08, eh, it's not funny...it's kinda annoying if you've been reading TFLN for awhile. It gets old quick. But like you said, the website is full of those people & it's not gonna stop. Maybe it'll at least die down some when all the little fucks go back to middle school in the fall.
I was filling my uncles beer cups from the keg at the age of 3 or 4. I have been doing this forever. I know how to properly pour a beer from the keg... hahahaha. I love this. There is no such thing as too young!
3:41 retarded. In your attempt to make him look foolish you got a little too hasty and spelled stick instead of stuck. Just slow down your typeing there chief, maybe the caps lock was throwing you off.
lol 10:59, don't waste your time.
This whole website is full of "that is SOOOOOO stereotypical of [said location]", when for the most part, the text is generic and not territory-specific.
I find it funny.
" And you're probably all alcoholics now
June 26, 2009 10:26AM"
If you're not, do you really belong here? I mean, its a whole website dedicated (supposedly) to bad decisions and drunken text messages.
Im 16 and I've been mixing drinks for my parent for the last few years. Having alcohol around the house hasnt ever been a problem, in fact Im normally the sober one when Im out with my friends. And my parent have always let me drink as long as Im at the house and I dont go anywhere. So yeah totally go for it!
Beside, Im gonna make a kick ass bartender in a few years to pay my way though college =] Your kid could do the same!
1:38, you accidentally put an extra 'c' in the word "stuck". i think you meant to say 'stuk'. also, you have an extra 'i' on the beginning of the word 'in'.
when i was little and my dad wanted a rolling rock, he'd tell me to go out to the fridge and get the green bottle with the horse on it. a kid's never too young to learn.
try RAKI. It's a regional liquor in the Balkans. It's at least 10x more potent then moon shine.
All my american friends that try it cough a lot, it burns your esafogus (sp?).
10:32, Ohio never ceases to amaze you? If this amazes you, then it's no wonder Ohio never ceases to do so. You're obviously easily amazed. People all over the country have their kids make/bring them a drink. It has 0% to do specifically with Ohio, dumbfuck.
I would start by showing your child the ounce increments on their baby bottles. Once he has mastered that just tell him to dump out his formula whenever you need a drink. When he gets it right reward him with a Jello shot.
Reminds me of my coaster here at work. There's an old, black and white picture on it of two middle-aged women and a young (5-ish) girl sitting on a couch. The caption reads: "Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and fix Mommy another martini."
Hahaha 1042.
I started bringing my dad and his friends beer when I was 5. Now guys at parties love me because I always remember to ask if anyone needs one everytime I get up.
i've been making drinks for my dad and his friends since i was like 6....so i'd say never too young...it can't be hurting anything...heck, i turned out ok.
10:26 I started drinking with my parents and at family events since I was like 13. Now I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't have a drinking problem. My 3 other roomates at school have DUIs and I don't. Age doesn't matter, stupidity and immaturity do.
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