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  • 39 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:12pm

    Is that why you can't spell Caesars?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:15am

    11:08, eh, it's not funny...it's kinda annoying if you've been reading TFLN for awhile. It gets old quick. But like you said, the website is full of those people & it's not gonna stop. Maybe it'll at least die down some when all the little fucks go back to middle school in the fall.

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:52pm

    12:16 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:12pm

    I was filling my uncles beer cups from the keg at the age of 3 or 4. I have been doing this forever. I know how to properly pour a beer from the keg... hahahaha. I love this. There is no such thing as too young!

  • 27 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:44pm

    Hahahahaha 3:43. It's funny that everyone is attacking 3:20 over that. I don't understand but it's funny. lmao

  • 29 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:52am

    if you have to ask, then they are too young

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:14pm

    " And you're probably all alcoholics now June 26, 2009 10:26AM" If you're not, do you really belong here? I mean, its a whole website dedicated (supposedly) to bad decisions and drunken text messages.

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:48am

    Im 16 and I've been mixing drinks for my parent for the last few years. Having alcohol around the house hasnt ever been a problem, in fact Im normally the sober one when Im out with my friends. And my parent have always let me drink as long as Im at the house and I dont go anywhere. So yeah totally go for it! Beside, Im gonna make a kick ass bartender in a few years to pay my way though college =] Your kid could do the same!

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:14am

    I say wait till they're at least 5 and until that time for all the men out there just have the mother of ur kid make u a drink

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:36am

    if they are old enough to understand the concept of half and half...you're good

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:44am

    HURR MY FAMILY IS SO COOL THEY LET ME TOUCH BOOZE BEFORE I COULD READ DERP DERP.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:08am

    lol 10:59, don't waste your time. This whole website is full of "that is SOOOOOO stereotypical of [said location]", when for the most part, the text is generic and not territory-specific. I find it funny.

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:32am

    3:20- hahahahahahaha everyone else shut the fuck up

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:57am

    age isn't important. they just need to be able to reach the booze.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:29am

    little shits might piss in it to be funny.. ill make my own drinks any day

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:10am

    4 and under make stronger drinks because they just pour and pour

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:19pm

    When i was about ten, i actually taught my parents a drink they now have occasionally.

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:42am

    If they can crawl they're in the right position... wait no that doens't work here.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:44pm

    3:41 retarded. In your attempt to make him look foolish you got a little too hasty and spelled stick instead of stuck. Just slow down your typeing there chief, maybe the caps lock was throwing you off.

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:25pm

    i started when i first started walking soo...

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:16pm

    Reminds me of my coaster here at work. There's an old, black and white picture on it of two middle-aged women and a young (5-ish) girl sitting on a couch. The caption reads: "Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and fix Mommy another martini."

  • 22 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:51am

    my first chore when i was 8 was to make pitchers of grapefruit juice and vodka before breakfast

  • 23 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:28pm

    that;s hilarious. and i'll def be asking that when im older to my kids lol disturbing

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:41pm

    320 THEY SPELLED STICK AND IN RIGHT! It's everything else that's wrong. && you're not funny.

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:02pm

    never too young.. my dad has had me making his drinks since i was ten

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:06pm

    11. that's when i was taught how to make ceasers. explains a lot.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:40pm

    3:20, don't further discourage decent grammar.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:42am

    10:26 I started drinking with my parents and at family events since I was like 13. Now I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't have a drinking problem. My 3 other roomates at school have DUIs and I don't. Age doesn't matter, stupidity and immaturity do.

  • 20 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:55pm

    Panda bears are cuddly. I want to hug one.

  • 21 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:53am

    Old enough to bleed, old enough... Wait...

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:21am

    ^ agreed. i mean i started full time for my parents at 10

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:20am

    Depends on if drinking made the kid or not

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:58pm

    try RAKI. It's a regional liquor in the Balkans. It's at least 10x more potent then moon shine. All my american friends that try it cough a lot, it burns your esafogus (sp?).

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:51pm

    What's going onnnnnnnnnn? I just broke-ed my nnnnn key

  • 18 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:33pm

    Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:28pm

    11:29 wtf SERIOUSLY

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:58pm

    10:53 - way to love jokes about fucking little kids. gross.

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:38pm

    wud u b yawnin if i stuck my dik in ur mouf

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:45am

    This makes me nostalgic for Mad Men; that little girl is a damn good bartender.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:56pm

    Yeahhhhh 937!

  • 18 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:36am

    I would start by showing your child the ounce increments on their baby bottles. Once he has mastered that just tell him to dump out his formula whenever you need a drink. When he gets it right reward him with a Jello shot.

  • 23 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:43pm

    wtf is 3:20, the "omg, you spelled something right" police? 3:20, you're as lame as my attempt to ridicule you. At least I realize it.

  • 18 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47pm

    HeY 3:20, sUk A dIk! R u HaPpY nOw? Or SuK uR mOmS cIlT u SiK tWaT

  • 19 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:20am

    As soon as they are able to use a blender

  • 17 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:00pm

    when i was little and my dad wanted a rolling rock, he'd tell me to go out to the fridge and get the green bottle with the horse on it. a kid's never too young to learn.

  • 17 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:40pm

    Never to young. Teach them early so they have a fall back career.

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:15pm

    When he can say mommy is the right time.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:20pm

    1:38, you accidentally put an extra 'c' in the word "stuck". i think you meant to say 'stuk'. also, you have an extra 'i' on the beginning of the word 'in'.

  • 17 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:47am

    well in my family it started when your motor skills developed enogh to pour the glass of wine

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:39pm

    Hey 3:20, wut if i stuk my dik n ur mouf God, you're retarded.

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:59am

    10:32, Ohio never ceases to amaze you? If this amazes you, then it's no wonder Ohio never ceases to do so. You're obviously easily amazed. People all over the country have their kids make/bring them a drink. It has 0% to do specifically with Ohio, dumbfuck.

  • 16 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:07pm

    As soon as they can reach the ice.

  • 16 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:32am

    Ohio, you never cease to amaze me.

  • 18 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:17am

    4:58 bullshit something is 10x as potent as shine, that means a sniff would mess you up.

  • 19 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:39pm

    I made and still make drii Now for my parents and I was like9 making Irish car bombs lmao

  • 18 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:21am

    I was making jack and cokes for my grandparents when I was 8 or 9

  • 12 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:26am

    And you're probably all alcoholics now

  • 16 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:57pm

    depends on when they are strong enough to pick up and pour an alcohol bottle

  • 20 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:51am

    Cause that's only slightly alcoholic. Good job, you're a fantastic parent. Classy.

  • 16 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:46am

    Hahaha 1042. I started bringing my dad and his friends beer when I was 5. Now guys at parties love me because I always remember to ask if anyone needs one everytime I get up.

  • 17 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:30pm

    i've been making drinks for my dad and his friends since i was like 6....so i'd say never too young...it can't be hurting anything...heck, i turned out ok.