I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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