I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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