youre lurking in front of me
kristin has been a bad kristin
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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