So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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