Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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