So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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