I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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