My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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